You know those stories, mostly sitcoms and mangas I think, where one of the main characters is in love with another of the main characters, and it's sort of a running gag?

He spends episode after episode, season after season, trying to work up the courage to tell her, and every time he almost does, zany circumstance gets in the way?

And maybe there was a scene where you think they kissed, but it turns out it was just a dream sequence, or a medication induced hallucination? Where the romantic and sexual tension is milked to the very last droplet of interest and beyond?

Ito doesn't roll that way.

-Abigail